Like most of my fellow men, I have never understood girls. they are an alien species to me and don’t work in a logical way. Sure there are many upsides to being with a woman, but my God – are they hard to make sense of!
If you’ve ever been to America, you’ll know what an entirely different kettle of fish it is with the guys and girls over there. A guy swoons over to a girl with that unmistakable American swagger and asks “Do you want to go out and grab a drink sometime?” and she replies “Yes”! I mean, what the hell? Why and how does that even work? If a guy walked up to a girl here and said the same word-for-word then he would be met with a cold, suspicious stare before running from said girl who is now screaming “rapist!” and drawing her pepper spray and taser gun.
For people like myself, who are not arrogant, immature jocks who wear their cocks on their foreheads just to gain the respect of their sociopathic mates, it takes a lot to go up to a girl and talk to her. I am not looking for a lipstick-smothered, denim skirt-wearing, chisel-off-the-makeup-the-morning-after girls who spend the night slagging off not only men, but their friends, co-workers, family, boyfriends and whoever dares to walk in the door of the pub because they suck. Instead, I am after a respectable, nice, smart, intelligent and funny girl (who isn’t – right!) who would be happy and committed to a long-term relationship. For me, walking up to a stranger that I like is like walking the plank. It’s a short walk and you know it’s going to end badly.
English girls expect too much from the good guys. I’m forever hearing “Why can’t I find a decent guy?” or “Boys are mean…” and other slanderings of a similar nature. The only ones they listen to is the jocks and the only ones they date are the jocks and you can see where this is all going…
Well girlies, I’m going to tell you now – shut up; the problem is your end.
There are plenty of good guys out there with more than 3 brain cells and some without brain cells in their testicles at all! I pride myself in being able to use most of my brain cells at once, rather than lining them up in single file, but that’s a different gripe. I know quite a number of single guys who deserve a nice girlfriend and I know some guys with girlfriends they don’t deserve; and let me tell you – NOTHING makes me angrier!
Guys – if you have a great girl, FFS respect it and don’t let her go to waste like the never-been-used condom in your wallet (because you like to do it your way!) because if you’re depriving someone like me of a relationship.
So to summaise:
Girls – Don’t ever complain about guys not being good enough – you’re just not looking in the right places…
Guys – If you have a girlfriend and you’re not treating her like the centre of your world every day, then SOD OFF!
